(two in two days? I should probably save this for some time when I haven’t written in a while.)
I learned a new skill this weekend. My mom finally showed me how to sew on a button. It’s obviously very easy, but I just had never done it before (that I could remember, I probably did it in 8th grade Home Ec.). I had two shirts and one pair of shorts in need of repair.
I am wearing one of those shirts today. I don’t know how many years it’s been since I’ve been able to wear this shirt, probably 2 or 3. I’m guessing it is out of style now, but I still like it. I had forgotten it’s brand but it is my one Abercrombie and Fitch shirt. I wouldn’t go out and say that I’m anti-A&F, but it is not a store I frequent. Not my crowd, not my price range. This particular shirt was a present from a girlfriend in college. I believe it was my 3rd or 4th year (that would be the “junior” or “senior” years for most people). So the shirt is nearing 5-6 years of age.
I seem to have a problem with buying clothes. I just don’t do it very often. I’m *way* too comfortable with all of the old crap I have. I just keep wearing things until they get a hole, and then I keep wearing them for a while. If I take care of it and no holes formed I’m almost more screwed as I keep perpetuating my horrible fashion sense for months and years.
It wasn’t something I wore “out” or “in places other than my bedroom or the workout room” but I still had a t-shirt that was 11 years old up until a few days ago. It was from my junior year of high school football for which the motto was “Strive for more in ‘94″. I remember two plays from that season. I played JV and both plays were in the same game, though I don’t remember the opponent. I had one carry for at least 10 yards and a first down when I made a sweet cut back move against the grain on a sweep. And I remember being wide open in the endzone when the QB passed to the tight end instead of me. When I didn’t get the ball I laid out a defender with a devastating block so the TE could make the touchdown.
I also finally decided that my old Hard Rock Cafe t-shirts probably didn’t need to take up any of my space anywhere anymore. Besides, I had the three least exotic Hard Rock t-shirts you could find: Orlando (who didn’t have that one?), Washington DC, and the Toronto Sky Dome (which I didn’t even visit, my dad got me that shirt on a business trip).
My sense of fashion is not well aligned with the upper-echelons of the fashion world. Or probably not even the middle-echelons. I wouldn’t say I dress “horribly” or “like a drunken red-neck” but no one will ever mistake me for a catalog model. I tend to favor either the “preppy” or “athletic” side of fashion, depending on the occasion. That means lots of button down shirts and khaki pants with a liberal sprinkling of jeans and t-shirts. Thankfully I haven’t graduated to full sweatsuits and v-neck sweater vests.
A couple of friends of mine offered to take me shopping for a clothes make over. We were going to do it last month, but there were too busy. I am a little thankful. While I’m sure I would have looked so fine and they would have helped me bargain shop, I just don’t have the money for any kind of fashion. What with my new digital camera, all of the parties I went to over the last week, and last but most, a three stop plane ticket for my upcoming whirlwind trip.

Says Brenden: “…but no one will ever mistake me for a catalog model.” You bring back a memory for me…I went to a comedy show two weekends ago and the guy was hilarous. One joke was about how to look like a model from Abercrombie or Gap. He said you “put one arm up with your hand on the back of you head, put the other hand in your pocket, look down and smile at your d*ck.” Try it, I works!
Comment by Kari — Wednesday, November 16, 2005 @ 10:33 am
Thanks Kari. I will try that next time I’m out clubbin’. I’m sure the babes will immediately start flocking.
Comment by Brenden Johnson — Wednesday, November 16, 2005 @ 11:53 am